CHONK

a pixel cat on Robinhood Chain that eats real stocks. only CHONK feeds it.

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belly too small · buy CHONK to fill it

of real stocks eaten. forever.

CHONK is empty. feed it.

now eating $NVDA

$NVDA has held the menu for 20754d. burn CHONK into something else to change that.

next hairballwaiting for fees

$0.00of$NVDA

the belly holds $0.00. it draws once it holds more than $20 — 3% of every CHONK swap goes in.

not in yet hold at least 0 CHONK and connect. one ticket per wallet, burn for more.

feed it

into

burn CHONK: the cat eats now with your name on it, the next hairballs are your stock, and you get tickets.

coughed up

no hairball yet. hold CHONK, be here in 10 minutes.

how it works

buy CHONK3% of every swap drops into the cat's belly. hold at least 0 CHONK and you're in every draw, automatically.
every 10 minutes it eatsthe belly buys real Stock Tokens. half goes into a lock nobody can open: the cat gets fatter, forever.
the other half is a hairballcoughed up straight into one holder's wallet, drawn at random. one ticket per wallet, whale or not.
burn for ticketsburn CHONK and the cat eats your stock right now, with your name on it. +1 ticket per 100k burned for an hour, up to +9.

what do I actually win?

real Stock Tokens (NVDA, TSLA, AAPL…), sent to your wallet by the contract the moment the draw lands. no claim, no button.

can the team take the stocks?

no. the lock has no withdraw function, no owner and no proxy. nobody has a claim on what the cat has eaten, the deployer included.

how random is the draw?

the keeper commits a hidden seed before each draw and reveals it in the draw itself, mixed with block data. if the keeper is silent 5 minutes past due, anyone can trigger the draw with block data alone.

why "belly too small"?

the cat only eats once the belly holds more than $20: gas is not worth a tiny hairball. swap fees fill it, so every buy brings the next meal closer.

do I lose my ticket if I move CHONK?

moving CHONK skips you for the current round only. burning never counts as a move: feeding the cat never costs you a draw.

burners

nobody has fed it yet. first burn takes the crown.